By Xavier Mohr
SLReports.net

Since I am almost certain that Linden Lab will delete the comment as soon as it is noticed, I am posting it here so that it will be saved for all eternity. A friend graciously sent me the link to the official Second Life blog post for the beta preview of Havok4. It wasn't the game I was interested in, though.

It's good to see that amidst all of the chaos, there is a bit of humor left in the SL community. The comment was made by, and actually links to a banking-ban parody by "Malignant Narcissist," the non-avatar critic of Second Life, assumingly with enough time and so little of a life that he posts about the downfalls of our virtual world every opportunity he can.

If you're unable to read the photo, the number 5 post reads:

Second Life Sucks Says:
January 11th, 2008 at 8:07 PM PST 

New Policy Regarding In-World Whores

Linden Lab, today, banned virtual prostitution. According to the post on the company’s blog, the change in policy has been brought about by many complaints about many in-world “whores” not delivering the services that they promise. Th…

For more of the parody, check out 2ndlifesucks.com.

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Cash Yiyuan   | 2008-01-12 03:33:59 SILENCE OF THE LABS LL Bans the sale of skins because it is a copyright infringement of MGM and Hannibal Lecter was getting ideas... Quote 0   0

Kadena Whitfield   | 2008-01-12 06:30:41 Furthermore, Linden Labs has just announced the removal and banning of ALL weapons, gestures, and groups according to a unmentioned source, "weapons promote violence and LL has had numerous abuse reports and complaints about avatars being grieved with these objects. The gestures allow avatars to perform explicit phrases and gestures while blasting your speakers with intolerable sounds of profanity and music. As for the removal of the group feature, well it promotes these hostile gatherings and LL want to reduce this at all cost" According to our sources, the next things to be banned are to include scripts (because they sometimes produce errors and effects not to your expectations) and Prim Hair (because it is considered "trendy"). In addition, there will also be a mandatory update that will remove all folders in your inventory and sort all objects on how frequent you use them, and will also remove all current clothing items and replace them with orange jumpsuits. The Second Life motto will also be changed from the ever popular "your World, Your Imagination" to "Your World, Phil's Imagination and Rules and Dictatorship" Quote 1   0

SLReports.net User   | 2008-01-12 08:07:58 Hot off the LL The selling of clothes ans wearing of clothes are ban and will be removed from sl on 28th of Jan 08, plesae make preperation for this so you are ic complete complince of the TOS. Quote 0   0

soizie franciosa   | 2008-01-12 15:33:33 Kadena, you made my day as always!!Can't wait to see you wearing that orange jumpsuits with JTF on it! ;)) SF Quote 0   0

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