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Just for Fun... Now I know I have been in SL too long! (SL Reports) 

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Written by Xavier Mohr   
Thursday, 20 September 2007

From Xavier Mohr

Here's how I know I have been too wrapped up in SL recently... 

Apparently, real-life clothes now explode and/or burst into flames after you wash them. Not sure why I am posting this, it just sort of hit me the wrong way. I found myself cackling - nearly in tears - laughing in the laundry room as I attempted to finish up all my laundry before this weekend's move. Take a look...

"Do not wash or dry items soiled with vegetable or cooking oils because they may contain some oil after laundering. Due to the remaining oil, the fabric may catch on fire by itself."

I cannot even IMAGINE the customer complaint that led to this one. I like how washing an oil-soaked garment strangely makes it possible for the fabric to just randomly catch on fire at a later time for no real reason.

"... the fabric may catch on fire by itself." 

(Maytag Employee on Phone to Supervisor) "No, sir... I really think the customer is telling the truth. Well, yeah... she was holding a cigarette but that couldn't have had anything to do with it...... I swear to you... It just caught on fire by itself. We need the disclaimer."

Working in advertising, I have written some stupid disclaimers. However this is just one of those you KNOW had to be written by the guy on his last day working for the company.


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SLReports.net User   |2007-09-20 23:35:02
LOL
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